Batman Smells (Something Fishy)
As the Bucco faithful were reeling from the team's disappointing opening week, a caped crusader swooped it to shed light on what he considered the organization's top problem -- frugal ownership. Robinson native, Michael Keaton blasted the Pirate ownership in a press conference before he threw out the first pitch in the team's home opener:
I fear they will take advantage of the good will of the people who continue to show up," he continued. "For my money, that's disrespectful. At some point, you either have to write the check or do something and not assume, well, we're OK and, ultimately, the franchise is valuable, anyway
Wow. Batman has beaten a number of formidable foes over the years, but turning the tide on the Bucs' 13 consecutive losing seasons may be too much for even him.
